D2Cheats

CHEATER OF THE WEEK

SUSPICIOUSLY GOOD

xOptic

Achieved the impossible: Won a Trials match while eating a sandwich

147% Accuracy*

9001 Power Level

∞ Reports

This week's featured cheater managed to achieve the unthinkable: actually landing shots while being shot at. Through advanced use of our Premium Git Gud Protocol™, they've mastered the ancient art of 'clicking heads while they move.'

* Accuracy above 100% achieved by hitting players in other matches simultaneously

Premium Features

Advanced Movement Tech™

Revolutionary WASD key implementation combined with state-of-the-art mouse movement. Results guaranteed within 500-1000 hours of practice.

Precision Aim Assistance™

Groundbreaking technology that moves your crosshair towards enemies by physically moving your mouse. Warning: Requires manual input.

Enhanced Game Sense™

Proprietary system that improves awareness by transmitting visual data from your monitor to your brain. Screen must be turned on.

"I used to blame lag for my deaths, but now I can blame D2Cheats not working properly instead!"

- xX_Definitely_Not_Bad_Xx

"Since installing, my excuse repertoire has expanded significantly. Now I can claim my cheats are bugged when I miss!"

- CopiumLord420

"Finally, proof that everyone better than me is cheating! Wait..."

- MaldingMaster69

Choose Your Copium

SCRUB Package

Perfect for beginners who need premium excuses.

Basic Skill Acquisition Protocol™ (Practice)
Recoil Management System™ (Pull Down)
Map Knowledge Interface™ (Memory)
Standard Excuse Generator™

Accept Truth

MALD Package

For those who've mastered the art of denial.

All SCRUB features
Advanced Hackusation Engine™
Premium Excuse Synthesizer™
Skill Issue Deflector™

Embrace Copium

COPE Package

The ultimate self-delusion suite.

All MALD features
Reality Denial System™
Git Gud Bypass™ (Results may vary)
Touch Grass Avoidance Tech™

Transcend Reality

Enhanced By D2Cheats

Separer

Resident Wolf of D2Cheats

"Thanks to D2Cheats' Advanced Hand-Eye Coordination Protocol™, I can finally hit shots that I was already hitting anyway!"

Lucky Pants Targeting System™ (Just good aim)
Premium Wolf Pack Integration™ (Actually just a cool persona)
Arc Staff Mastery Protocol™ (Regular practice)

Rogue

Professional Head Clicker

"D2Cheats' revolutionary Click Head Protocol™ helped me discover that clicking on heads makes them die faster!"

Advanced Sniper Alignment™ (Basic geometry)
Premium Reaction Time™ (Being young)
God Roll Recognition Suite™ (Reading)

Someone Else

Movement Enhancement Specialist

"My movement was pretty bad until D2Cheats taught me how to press the WASD keys in various orders!"

Hunter Jump Physics™ (Spacebar knowledge)
Slideshot Calculator™ (The C key)
Superior Gaming Chair™ (Furniture)