The most sophisticated way to explain why you're actually not bad at the game.
Revolutionary WASD key implementation combined with state-of-the-art mouse movement. Results guaranteed within 500-1000 hours of practice.
Groundbreaking technology that moves your crosshair towards enemies by physically moving your mouse. Warning: Requires manual input.
Proprietary system that improves awareness by transmitting visual data from your monitor to your brain. Screen must be turned on.
"I used to blame lag for my deaths, but now I can blame D2Cheats not working properly instead!"
"Since installing, my excuse repertoire has expanded significantly. Now I can claim my cheats are bugged when I miss!"
"Finally, proof that everyone better than me is cheating! Wait..."
Perfect for beginners who need premium excuses.
For those who've mastered the art of denial.
The ultimate self-delusion suite.